It was suggested at one point the AVENite Photos 2010 thread that P would be greatly improved were he were pinned down and had his hair dyed "with a profusion of rainbow hues," and so there was the suggestion for a trap, which would be done by luring him with fine cheeses and a bottle of port into a lovely old Otis Elevator, which would take him up several levels to Serafine, prettyeyes, and the Professor sitting around, sipping martinis, and guffawing at his poor fortune.